Monday, 11 May 2009

Question of Switzerland #3

TV Show, Presenter and co host.

Dan Button:

Cooking with Cats hosted by Ted Rogers and Linda Lusardi

Amateur Hospital with Dr Fox and Richard Blackwood

Barry Lundie:

Don't forget your Enema Kit hosted by chris evans and susan sarandon

Stef Isendahl:

Show title: Incest!
Tag line: "The game the whole family can play"
Hosted by Bruce Forsyth
Sample host-competitor interaction:
"In the mouth, dear, in the mouth"

James Hearson

Celebrity Drug Abuse "LIVE".

Presented by Davina Mccall (Back on the skag).

Following the exploits of various different celebs swapping needles, stashes. Filmed in the Dorchester Hotel, the first two celebs to pass out each day are subject to a public vote to see who gets evicted. Many zany tasks are to be carried out such as Twister on LSD & the 100m coke line race. Line up T.B.C.

Jamie Wilson:

'Shit Yourself for Fun'

hosted by Johnny Vegas and June Sarpong.
the hosts and their guests take it in turn to shit their pants, wearing an assortment of jazzy coloured trouers ranging from loose sarrong type fit to indecently tight drain pipe cut leather trousers. guests are encouraged to gurn throughout the act to generate the biggest audience reaction.

tag line; We shit and you giggle!

Marion Louise Atkinson:

Cock Swap: Two families, usually from vastly different social classes and lifestyles, swap their husband's/dad's cocks for two weeks.The show will usually deliberately swap cocks with extreme polar opposite lifestyles.
During the first week, the new cock must adhere to the exact same rules and lifestyle of the cock it is replacing. Each leaves a house manual which explains the cock's role in the family and the duties it holds. During the second week, the new cocks are allowed to establish their own rules, and their new families must adhere to these new household rules. It usually takes a while for the families to adjust to this policy.

Bryony Dearman:

Britain's got the Jeremy Kyle factor on ice"
hosted by Natasha Kaplinsky and David Blunkett
warring chav couples are coached by Anton de beck and This Morning agony aunt Denise Roberts to create a three minute interpretational dance on the slippery stuff which accurately conveys the nature of their heartache, and (where appropriate in subsequent weeks) the difficult steps that they are taking to rebuild their lives. Panel judges would include Max Clifford, Ulrikka Jonnson and Ashley Cole

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