Monday, 2 November 2009

Question of Switzerland #12

Cheryl Cole. Three words.


Dan Button:

Pikey. Racist. Fit.


Stefan Isendahl:

Orange, Scouser, Pikey.


Ai Findlay:

Attractive. Northern. Overexposed.


Barry Lundie:

Crush that pussy.


Rena Pancholi:

Girl's Aloud, X-Factor, Loreal - the girl's a walking brand...


James Hearson:

Really shit tattoos


Richie Starbuck:

cum into dimples


Stefan Isendahl:

Why so orange?

Wednesday, 7 October 2009

Question of Switzerland #11

Is anyone a bigger twat than Kanye West and why?

Dan Button: Anybody who has previously posed on Rolling Stone magazine pictured as Jesus in a crown of thorns is a big big twat so not many people can be a bigger twat.....though I do have an unhealthy hatred for toffs and Shoreditch twats.

Ewan Taylor: Russell Brand. I need say no more.

Hal Branson: Paul Danan. Because...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KscV1PvwRSsOh, and because he's a CUNT.

Marion Louise Atkinson: Kanye West's mother.

James Hearson: Patrick Kielty

Ali Findlay: Peter Taylor, Dennis Wise etc...


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